white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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