THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my shit smells like andre
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Oh god it's open bar.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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