Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The uberlube is also flammable
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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