hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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