Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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