I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
