She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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