How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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