3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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