forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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