just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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