Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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