If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
