Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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