chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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