dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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