hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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