no. you can't hotbox the world.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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