Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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