David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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