He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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