ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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