Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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