yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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