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Fuck
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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