Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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