Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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