there was a trapeze. enough said
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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