Tell her she can't have a vagina
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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