I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
COCAINE IS GR8
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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