Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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