Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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