So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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