He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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