you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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