so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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