Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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