we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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