We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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