I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say š
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Iām torn. Sheās crazy - like legitimately āWear your skin as a suitā crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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