This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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