The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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