so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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