Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
it hurts more in the daytime
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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