At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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