I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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