have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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