didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Duck Duck Cougar?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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