i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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