hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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